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el-lime-head: strangelyobsessedwithstuff: vialsofbrightforgettingpowders: ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT
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edwad: jaseherondale: Did you know in that Australia it’s five times more likely a you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather then looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love yea but have u ever
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biggervisions: It isn’t often that my baby allows for a photo like this to go up…but motherfuck, you CANNOT deny how fuckin’ hot he looks here holdin’ onto a cute cub we know. This is one of the photos we took that day. Man…I am so lucky, ya’ll.
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